Adam Fusfeld

The sooner I go to sleep the sooner I wake up to the post-election retail marketing emails

Any seltzer poll conversation that ignores Vintage, Schweppes, Seagram's and Canada Dry is so irrelevant that it feels farcical. It's like debating whether a bow-and-arrow or a sword is the deadliest weapon. Let's not forget about the big guns! (Grateful that Hal's was excluded)

Barry Petchesky @barry

SELTZER POLL: Topo Chico 37% Polar 33% Bubly: 12% LaCroix: 7% Other: 6% Undecided 5% (MOE +/- 3%)

With all due respect @ThreesBrewing, where is Far Between!? Is it not that time of year!?!?

My second son turned one today, so why do I feel like I'm a birthday boy? Because this occasion means I never have to make a bottle of baby formula again, and, if all goes to plan, I only have 18 months of diapers left! Happy Birthday, Charlie https://t.co/6PiuNi01ip

Little asides like this are what make @TheAthletic's newsletters so good. I look forward to them every morning. Bravo @ThreeTwoEephus! https://t.co/IOM7bacR6k

A column that actually praises Gen Z habits? By a parent of a Gen Z kid? https://t.co/hvhkhAWQq1

Love to see unhinged comments on political stories in the @washingtonpost and @nytimes -- it's another piece of evidence that we're not merely the papers of the ivy-towered coastal elite that our critics make us out to be.

Really impressive piece of political writing by @RossBarkan https://t.co/0IrdvD3CWR

“I try to see where my biases and prejudices that day are hiding,” Judge Urbina told The Post. “If you don’t find them, they have a tendency to come out at the most unusual of times.” https://t.co/OadZj7wBIe

Realizing that the subreddit I need doesn't exist is really making me question my place in the universe

This is unfair -- a superteam of lunchbox snacks https://t.co/22XGNpJdfA

If only a simple finger to chew on made all of us so happy https://t.co/6NToVqwblF

There is truly no content I need less than NFL Combine content. How long til Opening Day?

Just a typical morning with the toddler, you know, explaining shrinkflation, Pope John Paul II and the Latin roots of the word "unicycle" in great detail, all before the clock strikes 9. Now comes the worst part: Making sure I got everything right.

Honestly question: why is someone who hasn't read the bill being asked about the bill? Is CNN trying to prove a point, or is Rep. Spartz?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

GOP Rep. Victoria Spartz, who was born in Ukraine, is currently on CNN making the case against aid to Ukraine (she admits she hasn't read the bill though) https://t.co/7DqPq1Mllc