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  • 2 weeks ago | newyorker.com | Emily Flake

    “Can’t we just wait a few years and let the ocean come to us?”

  • 1 month ago | newyorker.com | Wendi Aarons |Emily Flake |Johanna Gohmann |Miriam Jayaratna

    You want me to spank you, don’t you? Too bad, because instead I’m going to punish you with disappointed sighs. Now hold this remote in your hand. That’s right, nice and tight. But don’t click it to watch the new episode of “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City”—not until I grant permission. Remember how you wanted me to check if the stove was off before bed, baby? Well, guess what? I didn’t. I know how badly you want to be blindfolded.

  • 1 month ago | mcsweeneys.net | Emily Flake

    “Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s remarks that autism ‘destroys’ children have prompted outrage among many autistic people, who said they had done things Mr. Kennedy claimed were impossible, like hold a job, write a poem, play baseball, and go on dates. They added that the lives of people who did need help performing daily activities were still worthy of respect.” — New York Times- - -I’ll say one thing for Robert Kennedy Jr.—he’s got some fucking nerve.

  • 2 months ago | newyorker.com | Emily Flake |Draw Jokes.”

    Less polite language on protest paddles, sick burns in the private Slack, and other techniques for sticking it to the Republican party.

  • Mar 5, 2025 | flipboard.com | Emily Flake

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Emily Flake
Emily Flake @EmilyFlake
21 Jan 25

If it steps like a goose - 🤷🏼‍♀️

Emily Flake
Emily Flake @EmilyFlake
4 Dec 24

If you'd like a bit (or a lot!) of your #GivingTuesday to go towards supporting women + nb folks in comedy, St. Nell's is raising money to secure a second location. Read our appeal letter at https://t.co/wP6OTtxcTe 💝

Emily Flake
Emily Flake @EmilyFlake
9 Nov 24

.@Jayaratnahhh and I self soothed the morning after by doing a little short satire. https://t.co/r7HcEjztx7