Emily Flake

2 weeks ago | newyorker.com | Wendi Aarons |Emily Flake |Johanna Gohmann |Miriam Jayaratna

You want me to spank you, don’t you? Too bad, because instead I’m going to punish you with disappointed sighs. Now hold this remote in your hand. That’s right, nice and tight. But don’t click it to watch the new episode of “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City”—not until I grant permission. Remember how you wanted me to check if the stove was off before bed, baby? Well, guess what? I didn’t. I know how badly you want to be blindfolded.

2 weeks ago | mcsweeneys.net | Emily Flake

“Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s remarks that autism ‘destroys’ children have prompted outrage among many autistic people, who said they had done things Mr. Kennedy claimed were impossible, like hold a job, write a poem, play baseball, and go on dates. They added that the lives of people who did need help performing daily activities were still worthy of respect.” — New York Times- - -I’ll say one thing for Robert Kennedy Jr.—he’s got some fucking nerve.

1 month ago | newyorker.com | Emily Flake |Draw Jokes.”

Less polite language on protest paddles, sick burns in the private Slack, and other techniques for sticking it to the Republican party.

2 months ago | flipboard.com | Emily Flake

2 months ago | flipboard.com | Emily Flake

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