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1 month ago | 
newyorker.com | Emily Flake |Draw Jokes.”
Less polite language on protest paddles, sick burns in the private Slack, and other techniques for sticking it to the Republican party.
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1 month ago | 
flipboard.com | Emily Flake
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2 months ago | 
flipboard.com | Emily Flake
3 hours agoWhat, You Think You’re Better Than Me? Now That You Have A Nice Big Fancy Obituary? You’ve accomplished so much, you’ve lit up every room you’ve walked into, you’re beloved by family and friends. Those were already pretty mean ways …NowYes, You Should Cut A Dude Off If He "Stays Out Of" PoliticsThe eighth season of Love Is Blind is serving up a little something different than the previous parade of circus clowns of episodes yore.
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Jan 17, 2025 | 
flipboard.com | Emily Flake
The New Yorker flipped this story into Cartoons
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Dec 13, 2024 | 
newyorker.com | Emily Flake
“Apparently, my mother’s upgrading the holiday newsletter to a paid Substack.”Cartoon by Emily Flake
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Nov 8, 2024 | 
newyorker.com | Emily Flake |Miriam Jayaratna
Hi, it’s Gwen Walz. Tim has locked himself in the bathroom and has his headphones on. I really have to pee, and the toilet in the downstairs half bath is clogged. Will you pitch in twenty dollars for a locksmith? Emily, this is urgent. I’m going to buy more guns—even five dollars will help. The House is still up for grabs and Americans are deranged enough that this might just clinch it. —KamalaHi, Emily, this is Justin Trudeau.
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Oct 29, 2024 | 
flipboard.com | Emily Flake
The New Yorker flipped this story into Cartoons
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Sep 27, 2024 | 
mcsweeneys.net | Emily Flake
“Mayor Eric Adams of New York City, a former police captain who ran on a law-and-order platform but whose tenure has been consumed by accusations of corruption, spent years accepting free airline tickets, lavish overseas accommodations and illegal campaign donations from Turkey, federal prosecutors said on Thursday.” — New York Times, 9/26/24- - -Dear Soon-to-be Former Mayor Adams,It is with great glee that I hear the charges leveled against you in human court today.
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May 9, 2024 | 
wsj.com | Emily Flake
(Taps mic) Hey, everybody, really great to be here, in the living room of my own home! Of course, when am I not home, am I right? Sure, I’m the one schlepping to the grocery store, the orthodontist, tuba lessons and urgent care, but basically I’m here all the time, like our beloved, busted up sofa! Happy Mother’s Day to me! I see some familiar faces in the crowd tonight, where are y’all from? Just kidding! I’m married to one of you and made the others! Hi there!Top stories chosen by WSJ editors
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Apr 30, 2024 | 
newyorker.com | Wendi Aarons |Emily Flake
Every outfit I put on made me feel like I’d somehow gained twenty pounds and/or aged ten years overnight, and I had to change so many times that I ate up all my subway-schedule wiggle room. The sudden realization that my IUD was three years past its expiration date necessitated an urgent call to my ob-gyn, who no longer takes my insurance, works at the practice, or practices gynecology.
