Emma Sturgess

Staffer @Pret standing on crisps in outdoor boots to stock fridge. 'It's OK!' says colleague, brandishing spray. 'She'll clean them after!'

Think may prefer light waft of actual fags to heavy sickly cloud of raspberry vape vapour #age

School have changed World Book Day to World Word Day and Santa is feeling retrospectively smug about his novelty gifting #WorldBookDay https://t.co/1UiWQ8Mio4

Tesco man has just been and he says they're running out of handwash #soap

Tram driver giving tone of voice masterclass to passenger who accidentally pressed the emergency button and is unwilling to admit to it.

Blithely promised pancakes for all tomorrow, then remembered that will mean three different toss-ups 🥞

Just accidentally seasoned a stranger's hand in the canteen, how's your lunchtime going?

Read it twice. Great both times. 99p is too cheap.

Sarra Manning @sarramanning

Did you know that Mhairi McFarlane has a new novel, If I Never Met You, out in March? And that it's already available as an ebook and is currently 99p? You do now! https://t.co/Fb7P6W7rte

Take Nora Ephron's advice about using the good bath oil if you want, but be aware that Deep Relax can stink a house out For. Days.

Sideline chat this morning. Many parents COULD NOT BELIEVE that Philip Schofield is....57.

Hearty snack. https://t.co/OtQJCDfYdY

This guy's carrier bags are having an amazing commute https://t.co/8SkUNq5Hue

Did a very gruff voice for the cat in Oi Frog! last night and I'm paying for it now 😿

Spar Katsu chicken pizza. It's a hard no from me. https://t.co/PW4ws3kiPV

Big Boots Big Boots Big Boots

The Developer @TheDeveloperUK

A contributing factor to people not wanting to live and work in MediaCityUK could be the lack of amenities on site. One worker says “you can’t run errands in your lunch break. If I want something from a pharmacy, I have to get my wife to pick it up for me” https://t.co/IChYYpenlH https://t.co/ae0WA6XIYF

It's a month since I won the ultimate prize at a coconut shy and it's still lurking uselessly in the fruit bowl. 🥥

Someone on this damp stopped tram is playing Half The World Away pretty much out loud and it's annoying but also has captured the mood.