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430. Draw Me Anything, A Substack Live About the New Book & The End of the Political Cartoonist?

1 month ago | newyorkcartoons.com | Jason Chatfield |Jenny Gorelick

Thank you to everyone who has subscribed since the above video went live yesterday. If you’re new here, start here and work your way down. I’ve been writing this newsletter for 9 years (4+ of those on Substack), and I feel like there’s something for everyone at this point. 430 Issues! What an insane, compulsive obsession I’ve developed here. I’ve been enjoying writing and drawing for all of you, and I’ve got a few great new posts in the hopper, ready to publish this coming week for paid subscribers.
Harlequins in Paris

2 months ago | iheartmess.com | Emily Kirkpatrick |Jenny Gorelick

Coucou, mes chéries!In an attempt to regulate the immense feelings of dread coursing through my body on a daily basis, I’ve been binge-watching a certain French dramedy since I last saw you, hence today’s Francophile greeting. I hope you’re all doing as well as humanly possible all things considered…Thank you all so much for the enormously positive response to my last newsletter.
I came, I saw, I served

Oct 25, 2024 | iheartmess.com | Emily Kirkpatrick |Jenny Gorelick |Alyssa Vingan Klein |Alyssa Vingan |Emily Sundberg

AUTUMNAL GREETINGS, MY BELOVEDS!!!!If you couldn’t tell from the extremely upbeat tone of that salutation, I’ve officially been liberated from jury duty for the next eight years of my life. Now it’s time to get back to my usual extremely online bullshit! Incredibly, all that sitting around in various liminal spaces was for naught as we didn’t even end up having to go to trial in the end. But leaving that court house this week, I felt like Nicole Kidman being granted her divorce from Tom Cruise.
Basic Dating App Profile Do's and Don'ts from a Newly-Single Swiper

May 3, 2024 | yahoo.com | Jenny Gorelick

After two years out of the dating game, I've made my brave return the dating apps and hate to say that I am utterly and absolutely...shocked? perplexed?? baffled?! to realize that so many (probably) perfectly nice guys have atrociously bad dating profiles. Sure, “we’ll get along” if “we get along,” but that doesn’t tell me anything about you, my dude.
My Friend and I Celebrated Our College Graduation With a Threesome

Mar 6, 2024 | flipboard.com | Jenny Gorelick

2 hours agoA Five Guys receipt is going viral on social media. Several burger restaurants have been getting heat on social media for recent price hikes, and the latest to come under fire is the popular chain, Five Guys. An image of a customer's receipt is going viral on X and has received over 25.2 million …
I Had a Threesome Right Before College Graduation: What Happened

Mar 6, 2024 | cosmopolitan.com | Jenny Gorelick

“Do you want to hook up with us?” I asked, gesturing toward my gorgeous friend Ren.*The classmate I was so casually propositioning, a football player from the entrepreneurship class I hated, was frozen in shock. “What?”The music was loud. Maybe he didn’t hear me. “Do you want to hook up with us? Both of us?”The only girl assigned to his group of student-athletes-slash-Business-majors (the standard combo) I had carried our class project on my tiny shoulders.
Literally Every Other App Is a Better Dating App Than Actual Dating Apps

Dec 18, 2023 | yahoo.com | Jenny Gorelick

"Hearst Magazines and Yahoo may earn commission or revenue on some items through these links."Swiping through dating apps can feel like playing a really shitty round of Candy Crush—suddenly nothing’s matching and you missed your stop on the train because you’ve been in a fugue state for the last hour and a half. They’re like an addictive trap you can’t escape.
This Is the Only Way to Break Up With Someone Without Being a Garbage Human

Dec 7, 2023 | newsbreak.com | Jenny Gorelick

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Henceforth, These Shall Be the 10 Rules of How to Dump Someone Without Being a Garbage Human

Dec 7, 2023 | aol.com | Jenny Gorelick

If you’ve come to this article by way of Googling "should I dump my girlfriend?" it's too late and you probably should. Breaking up sucks all around and no one knows how to actually do it “right.” It’s even harder than building Ikea furniture…and there are manuals for that. (Although building Ikea furniture together is a surefire way to end a relationship and if you want to save yourself the time, it’s a solid strategy.
Henceforth, These Shall Be the 10 Rules of How to Dump Someone Without Being a Garbage Human

Dec 7, 2023 | au.sports.yahoo.com | Jenny Gorelick

If you’ve come to this article by way of Googling "should I dump my girlfriend?" it's too late and you probably should. Breaking up sucks all around and no one knows how to actually do it “right.” It’s even harder than building Ikea furniture…and there are manuals for that. (Although building Ikea furniture together is a surefire way to end a relationship and if you want to save yourself the time, it’s a solid strategy.