Mark Steel
Comedian and Writer at Freelance
I love Twitter because everyone's always polite and no one ever takes anything you say literally, never.
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3 weeks ago |
dailymail.co.uk | Mark Steel
One night, when I was married, during Crystal Palace’s first year back in the Premier League, I went to a home match that we won. I got in at around midnight and woke my wife with an enthusiastic shake. ‘Oh my God, what is it?’ she cried, possibly imagining the house was on fire. ‘We’re 15th’, I said. It is a testament to the priorities of most people that we don’t choose our football club because we think they will win. We become part of the club because of where we live or our family connections.
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Feb 27, 2025 |
uk.bookshop.org | Promoting Books |Mark Steel
'Relentlessly funny' ObserverI feel like there’s a leopard in my house, locked in a room. I’ve contacted the leopard authorities and they assure me they are used to dealing with leopards like this, and they have a plan for removing the leopard. It will take a while, though, and once in a while I can hear it growl. One morning, while shaving, the comedian Mark Steel noticed that one side of his neck seemed larger than the other.
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Dec 4, 2024 |
interactive.satellitetoday.com | Mark Steel
Found inOpinionDoes the satellite industry run the risk of entering into the Wild West of antennas amid a drive to keep costs down during antenna manufacturing and testing? December 3rd, 2024Flat panel antennas (FPAs) have been a popular, and technologically necessary, addition to the satcom ground segment. Serving the needs of new space, multi-orbit strategies, and customer demand, the technology provides capabilities beyond those achieved with traditional parabolic antennas.
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Dec 2, 2024 |
blog.google | Mark Steel |Sundar Pichai |Ruth Porat |Kent Walker
In retail, digital transformation is more than a requirement — it’s a race. Already, many retail organizations are embracing generative AI to reimagine ways of working and empower their employees to deliver amazing work. Gemini, our most capable family of AI models yet, can generate text, images, audio, video and code and understand and summarize virtually any type of information, unlocking new points of differentiation for retailers.
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Dec 1, 2024 |
inews.co.uk | Mark Steel
There is no collection of words you could put on X, formerly Twitter, that wouldn’t upset someone. You could write, “I’m enjoying a lovely sunset across Dorset this evening”, and someone would reply, “Not so lovely if you suffer from Sunset Aversion Dorset Syndrome, actually Mark! Have a thought for SADS sufferers in future, please! I thought you were better than that!” This happens across the internet, the things that provides a service for people who can get angry about anything at all.
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