Reductress

Reductress is a U.S.-based satire site that humorously imitates the style and tone of media aimed at women, particularly women's magazines. Established in 2013 by comedians Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, the website has garnered positive attention from critics for its witty satirical content, which features advice columns, news articles, and entertaining listicles.

National, Women

English

Online/Digital

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Global

#207128

United States

#75540

Arts and Entertainment/Humor

#129

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Articles

Awkward! Best Friend Just Referred to You as Her Coworker

2 days ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

In a brutal story emerging from a bar in Manhattan, NY, your best friend Tina just introduced you to another one of her friends as “her coworker.”What the fuck? Has your intimate friendship meant absolutely nothing to her? Sources confirm the two of you are definitely coworkers, as that is 100% how you met, but you’ve long since assumed Tina sees you as a real friend.
QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Look or Can Everyone Tell You’re Wearing Shorts for the First Time?

2 days ago | reductress.com | Style - |Freddie Shanel

So, it’s finally summer, and now is the perfect time to try out that new look you’ve been giddy about for the past couple of months! Put the overcoats in the closet, break out the tanks, and experiment with something new and fun. Wait, does it feel like everyone’s looking at you? Oh god. They see through you, don’t they. Take this quiz to know if you’re pulling off this new look if everyone can tell that you’re wearing shorts for the first time ever. Has anyone commented on your new look?
‘Wow, We Have So Much Sexual Tension,’ Says Pervert Describing Regular Tension

3 days ago | reductress.com | Meredith Dietz

TensionPervertDon't Say That × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
Father Who Kept Daughter Away From Boys Her Entire Life Can’t Believe She’s Still Not Married

1 week ago | reductress.com | Rachel Hein

MarriageDadDouble Standard × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
‘Having a Dog Is a Big Responsibility,’ Says Mom Warning Kids They’ll Need to Run Dog’s Instagram

1 week ago | reductress.com | Emily Zauzmer

Social MediaDogPet Instagram × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
Sexy New Toilet Paper Roll Placed Tantalizingly Near Sad Old Toilet Paper Roll

1 week ago | reductress.com | Emily Zauzmer

Stop Looking At MeSexyToilet Paper × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
‘Just Circling Back!’ Says Moon

1 week ago | reductress.com | Emily Zauzmer

× WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
How Times Change! 30-Year-Old Woman Would Actually Be Really Excited to Receive an Edible Arrangement

1 week ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel

In an inspiring story that highlights just how drastically aging can change a person, 30-year-old Sarah Marks has informed her friends she would actually be really excited to receive an edible arrangement if the spirit ever moved them to gift one to her. Wow! How the years fly by!“When I was a kid, an edible arrangement was considered the lowliest of gifts,” Sarah told reporters gathered at the scene, where she was making plans for her upcoming birthday.
What the Fuck? This Woman’s Friend Has Other Friends

1 week ago | reductress.com | Rachel Hein

FriendshipBut That's My JobFriend of a Friend × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
How to Stay at a Friend’s House Without Apologizing the Whole Time

1 week ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

So, you’re taking a trip to the city in which your close friend lives, and they’ve confirmed with you many times that they’d love to host you. This is what friendship is all about, baby! There’s just one problem: You feel extremely uncomfortable accepting help from anyone, even those who have repeatedly told you it makes them feel good to help you and only affirms their security in your friendship. Here’s how to stay at a friend’s house without apologizing every morning, afternoon, and night.