Sam Dean

The tab for this sycophancy will eventually have to be paid https://t.co/dUcvIOfkHc

With those tiny hands, he's surely more likely to drop the phone way before any wrestling is required

Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews

G7 leaders are set to “pair off” and develop a de-escalation plan. It’s a key moment, that all hinges on whether the head of state matched with Trump is strong enough to wrestle the phone out of his hand https://t.co/pah176F8Nd

Harassment & intimidation? Plausible threat to cause serious bodily harm? Attempted murder? We won't know which it is until it's investigated but I should think it's in the public's interest to find out as a matter of urgency, wouldn't you say, @EssexPoliceUK?

Supertanskiii @supertanskiii

I was crossing the road, clear on one side, on the other a driver held back flashed at me to cross, then ACCELERATED AT ME, nearly hit me and laughed as he passed. @EssexPoliceUK: “You didn’t get the reg of the man trying to mow you down at speed, so not much we can do tbh” 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/UigSRT6cow

Sounds like a badge of honour to me. Having it for 30 years and still standing. ✊️🎸🎶 #oasislive25

BBC News (UK) @BBCNews

Oasis fans called 'rowdy' and 'middle-aged' in gig briefing https://t.co/uxet27Flfz

Looks a right twat

The White House @WhiteHouse

COMMANDER IN CHIEF 🇺🇸🦅 https://t.co/AI96BjNe7l

This is above our front door. It's almost the size of my hand. Never seen anything like it before other than at a zoo. Is this normal or has it hitched a lift from afar? https://t.co/SX3wz2pZHP

RT @WillowMantis: Best sign so far!! 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/3H872BmkmS

Shame

Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

Just met a lovely cat in Hertford. Turned out to be a nazi. https://t.co/Itdk5g5BkP

#trumpmilitaryparade https://t.co/rPrvSdWz4M

RT @TheTNHoller: AOC: “They’re making people undocumented by removing LEGAL status, then having the audacity to call them illegal… correct?…

Almost every time I've clicked on the @BBCNews app over the past year, this is what I've seen. Clearly, the BBC won't stop until they get Farage as PM but at what point does this count as harassment? https://t.co/hOeYldMUcT

77 million Americans voted for this arsehole. Not a day passes when that doesn't break my heart. There's nowhere left to run. We're just marking time now. Nature's smartest species wasn't smart enough not to destroy itself. What's depressing is it's because we weren't kind enough

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

Donald Trump on former President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: “I really don't feel sorry for him." https://t.co/vy4mDhRPCt

Geez. Did Trump fuck him stupid? And who the fuck are the goons giggling & whooping in the audience? What a total shit show. One of the reasons we're going to end up with fascism everywhere is that many of the traditional voices from the left have been turned. We need new heroes.

Bill Maher @billmaher

If we're going to have an honest conversation about abuse, we also have to have an honest conversation about what people are willing to do for stardom. https://t.co/Tdbdsl3h24

And most ppl have decided the cunt in question (who also blamed black players for England not winning Euro 2020) is in fact a cunt & venues have used their freedom of expression to cancel said cunt. I don't know or care if he gives a fuck. Hopefully I'll never hear of him again👍

After Life 🐕‍🦺 @truebritgbr

With the subject of jokes in the news again, I thought I'd post this from the most successful comedian in the world. #RickyGervais #TheGoat #Jokes https://t.co/qoVUPlyvG2

Me & my girl!! https://t.co/bWnjMkAyWh

I don't have time to fact-check this but if it isn't true, it should be - and could be #KindnessIsMagic

Solidarity @1WhiteRabbitt

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The BBC here just talking about fascists like they're cute little teddy bears we should all want to cuddle up to. Normalising racism. They won't be happy until Farage is PM.

BBC News (UK) @BBCNews

Reform UK prepares for real power on a council it now dominates https://t.co/RP8bLJ8CaJ