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4 days ago | ejeancarroll.substack.com | E. Jean Carroll

Excuse me, Beauteous Readers, but Andy Borowitz just kicked off his spankin’ new BOOK CLUB with Not My Type. We just got off our Zoom and, pardon me, you gottaReally . We all love Oprah and Reece, but this is gonna be the best book club since Madam de Stahl put on her pointiest-toed heels, hiked her skirts, and gave Napoleon a running kick out her salon door.

1 week ago | ejeancarroll.substack.com | E. Jean Carroll |Mary Trump

Leave a commentMary only holds up my new book fifteen or sixteen times, so I thought you’d like to get a better look.

1 week ago | ejeancarroll.substack.com | E. Jean Carroll |Joyce Vance

But did Joyce ask me the questions I had texted her before we started???? INTERVIEWER QUESTIONS FOR YAKKING WITH E. JEAN CARROLL1. E. Jean, why is Joyce Vance so wildly intelligent? 2. E. Jean, will Joyce Vance continue to grow more beautiful or has she reached such an apex of beauty it is humanly impossible to become any more dazzling. 3. E. Jean, why is Joyce Vance not sitting on the Supreme Court? Leave a comment

1 week ago | ejeancarroll.substack.com | E. Jean Carroll

ShareYesterday, Ms. Alexandra Jacobs of The New York Times gave the book such a sensational rave my brain exploded, but Joyce’s brain is, as we all know, in superb order, so no worries. Leave a comment

1 week ago | ejeancarroll.substack.com | E. Jean Carroll

I got out of bed, downloaded the audio book, and had a good laugh. Then I chose which flight suit I’m gonna wear today. (I figure if Trump can put tanks on the streets. I can put a flight suit on my body.)And now? Bah! I’m diving into the hideous “Funny” Controversy. Which side are you taking? Is it permissible for a woman…. OK. OK. Is it permissible for me todescribe the behind-the-scenes goings-on during the two Trump trails as “funny?”Or should I be exterminated off the landscape?