The Betoota Advocate

1 week ago | betootaadvocate.com | Wendell Hussey

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Australia’s flagship journalistic organisation is today going all out to keep the bastards honest. After a big day of reporting on Iran’s horrific and unprovoked attacks on Israel, and their desire to destroy ‘the West,’ Sky News have sent a crack journalist out to bail up the Prime Minister. The home of press freedom and dangerous thinking, Sky have given that journalist the task of putting Albanese on the spot about the population of Iran.

1 week ago | betootaadvocate.com | Wendell Hussey

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | The nation of Israel has today moved to assure the rest of the global community that bombing a sovereign nation of 90 million people is the right thing to do. 33 years after first claiming that Iran is not far away from having nuclear weapons, Israel has re-iterated that claim today. “Literally ANYYYYYY decade now,” explained a spokesperson for the Israel government in a exclusive chat with The Betoota Advocate.

1 week ago | betootaadvocate.com | Wendell Hussey

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | The NSW State of Origin team has this week recorded a serious elevation in hype levels, after the return of the artist formerly known as Robin. Jarome Luai, aka the man who threw the series winning pass to Bradman Best last year, has rejoined the Blues Origin fold, and brought his trusty JBL speaker with him.

1 week ago | betootaadvocate.com | Wendell Hussey

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | As the world stares down the final instalment of the World War Trilogy, decisions makers on home soil have decided to get the wheels rolling on what may prove to be a rather futile motion. Australia’s Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced a fresh new Royal Commission this afternoon. After being stood up by Fuckboi Trump on the sidelines of the G7 summit, Albanese has confirmed he’ll be funding an inquiry into how the country lost a national icon.

1 week ago | betootaadvocate.com | Wendell Hussey

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | High ranking Iranian officials have criticised the West’s commitment to the “Y2K” revival trend as America inches itself closer and closer towards being involved in another forever war – much like the ones that plagued the 2000s. “I think you guys are going a bit far with your commitment to the bit”“Yes, we get that the y2k trend is cute and all, but do you really need to revive it this hard?” explained a leading voice of the Iranian regime.