
David Courtney
Columnist at Texas Monthly
The National Advice Columnist of @texasmonthly since 2007. Send questions to [email protected].
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4 weeks ago |
texasmonthly.com | David Courtney
Q: I’m from Abilene, and there’s something strange about the place. It’s such a sleepy town; it seems like nothing goes on here besides church and, well . . . more church. Why is Abilene so weird? Kolby Anderson, AbileneQ: The Texanist’s mother, rest her soul, was also from Abilene.
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1 month ago |
texasmonthly.com | David Courtney
Q: Having been born and raised in Houston and lived 25 years in San Antonio, I’ve often heard the phrase “I gotta talk to a man about a horse” used when a person needs to visit the facilities to relieve themselves. What’s the origin of this saying? A: Euphemisms for urination abound. Consider, for example, taking a leak, powdering the nose, draining the lizard, and straining the potatoes.
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2 months ago |
saltspringexchange.com | David Courtney
April 20, 2025 Seeking Referendum Support on May 8th to Approve Maxwell Lake WTP LoanThe District is seeking ratepayer support to fund the proposed Maxwell Lake water treatment plant (WTP). The WTP cost preliminary estimate is $12.7M plus contingency costs and an $11.7M loan authorization is required from ratepayers. District staff have developed a financial strategy to minimize the costs to ratepayers and have pursued a federal grant that would reduce the cost by $6M.
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Feb 12, 2025 |
texasmonthly.com | David Courtney |Rose Cahalan
Q: Is it true that Baylor University once banned Willie Nelson from its campus? As a Waco native and proud Baylor grad, I’ve long been mocked by fans and alums of certain other Texas universities (two in particular come to mind) about this piece of Texas lore. Is this true? More importantly, what can green-and-gold clad Willie fans do to overturn the ban? Colin Powell, DallasA: The Texanist has buttered his bread by being aware of things Texan—all manner of things—for a pretty good while now.
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Jan 31, 2025 |
texasmonthly.com | David Courtney
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RIP Hot Lips.

Loretta Swit, who played Major Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan on seminal TV comedy “MASH,” died Friday at her home in New York City. She was 87. https://t.co/jXQRir5oH5

Abilene, Texas: “Weird” or not weird?

A Key City resident thinks there's something strange about his hometown. . . . Is he right?👀 https://t.co/Axj3JZqS8u

The King of Wester Swing died fifty years ago today, but those immortal words from Waylon Jennings still ring true. "It don't matter who's in Austin, Bob Wills is still the king." https://t.co/JvdGL3HQL1