Matthew Dallas

Thank you @johnprinemusic for spending 26 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/EzjBUCtz5m

Parenting - not even comic books are a refuge from it anymore. 😂😫🤣 #thereisnoescape #metime… https://t.co/L8gBVfxCar

Pearl Jam only ones left from uni days that still has a living frontman. 😢 Take care Ed. #chriscornellrip #soundgarden

@tsrheaton would love a hug from Tom Heaton right now. Sure that'd make things better. #Election2016

Gonna push to get one of these installed at work @TheHowe #becauseideserve #pistachiocoloured… https://t.co/O4LXiUO5SX

✊🏽 pumps to the homies up for canonisation! @tsrheaton @TaliaShadwell @krisdando

Qb1 @krisdando kicking it in the canons! Congrats and all the best!

Great read. Hockey player's life turned upside down after "joke" campaign to send him to all star game. 2-goal mvp https://t.co/vHyrGJc5Cq

RT @TheRyanAdams: Daniel Johnston - True Love Will Find You In The End https://t.co/Lxu9DeDPti

Stormtroopers: more use with a bat than a blaster. https://t.co/A2aAvDtENH

My weary-eyed but soaring hearted review of #StarWarsTheForceAwakens https://t.co/wNRmhyeiLR

Cinema was almost full 45 min before #StarWarsTheForceAwakens starts. Eager fans!

@tsrheaton sorry dude, would require cell use in a cinema, which I'm morally opposed to. I see anyone else do it, they'll be bantha dodo

Oh orzo, why so elusive? #standinghere10minutes https://t.co/BKHqhc7HAh

Man, frozen beer is frustrating. Getting about 3 sips a minute while the Becks-berg melts. #nowiknowhowelsafeels

Modesty. Wrestles MMJ's At Dawn for album of the noughties. https://t.co/YKxpjeloXx

Ryan Adams @TheRyanAdams

Happy 15th Anniversary, Heartbreaker!!! You're too long, overly earnest & a lil' wordy but damnit you're all mine. http://t.co/7VUlcu3Cel

@TheHeindog @jonogaluszka I think you have to drink 3 before your brain can conspire such wonders.