Mike Itaya

Nov 8, 2023 | theoffingmag.com | Rita Mookerjee |Dolan Morgan |Mike Itaya |Destini Baylis Adams

after Taylor ByasHey, girl. I was at your old house just now. They’re trying to do you dirty. Did you knowthey turned that place into a museum? They even made a replica of that old whitehousecoat and stuck it on a mannequin inyour bedroom near your desk like a headless maidwaiting for you to go downstairs so she can snoopthrough your shit. Speaking of which, the docent isuncomfortable talking about your letters.

Oct 25, 2023 | theoffingmag.com | Dolan Morgan |Mike Itaya |Destini Baylis Adams |Rowdy Geirsson

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Oct 11, 2023 | theoffingmag.com | Destini Baylis Adams |Rowdy Geirsson |Khadjiah Johnson |Mike Itaya

Wednesday. 8:00 AM. Sticker of a Winking Dolphin:Retired detective Barry Borscht doesn’t know how to bullet journal. But he is six days into retirement and enjoys putting funny stickers on the pages. Borscht has time to kill. The Deputy Chief put him out to pasture after the botched murder inquiry into Rando McTavisham. Now Borscht is stuck in the “Rubber Room” (his living room) where ex-coppers go to die. Wednesday. 6:17 PM.