Seth Humeniuk

The Great 8 has earned that nickname many times over the years, none bigger than today. He’s an incredible player who always plays the game right, just wish he had better taste in friends поздравления Александр… Слава Україні

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ALEX OVECHKIN. FROM HIS OFFICE. BECAUSE OF COURSE. #ALLCAPS https://t.co/SMWk89x5Ys

Phils defeated the last undefeated team, in about as good a game as you’ll see the first week of April!! We’ve danced around these two meeting in October the last three years…we NEED to have them meet this year!

Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies

UPON FURTHER REVIEW https://t.co/9ynwRY4zvh

Wow! Dodgers winning isn’t great for the Phils, but I think come October the Braves losing will be more important.

MLB @MLB

BALLGAME. Shohei Ohtani sends everyone home ... with his bobblehead! https://t.co/Js8h2qVaLw

Honestly, I wasn’t sure if we’d get any #doublewins this spring, and I definitely didn’t think we’d be 3-for-3!! Phillies once again wait til the last minute, but wake up to win their home opener 6-1, and the Flyers continue to mess up their draft pick with a 2-1 win! https://t.co/na3x7qsrtw

The Phillies offense: https://t.co/7NfbdGZQAl

Would really appreciate it if teams used their bullpens against the Phillies a lot more.

Me: “This is gonna be my year! Looking forward to making all this money driving, taking all these summer road trips, driving to shows, driving to games…” My car: https://t.co/I90cOncyQX

The Sixers fail to make it 3-for-3, but we do have another #doublewin on our hands!! Phillies pound Washington 11-6, and the Flyers blast Buffalo 7-4!! As a wise tape salesman once said, “That’s a lotta damage!!” https://t.co/OsBIaZQj9m

SCHWAAAAAAAARBERRRRRRRR!!!!

We have a very rare firsts edition of #doublewin!! The Phillies get their first win of the season 7-3 over Washington, and the Flyers get the first win of the *checks notes* Brad Shaw era, 6-4 over Montreal!! https://t.co/nSdhf3G77M

Well, it was sloppy, it was dramatic, it was…kinda fun, and I’ll take that plus a non-curly W anytime on opening day!!

Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies

Game Won #RingTheBell https://t.co/nPHJwjnLXr

Not a good start to the season for the Phils offense. Hopefully they can break through against the bullpen.

Lot of swing and miss at off-speed stuff in the zone early on. Hopefully the #Phillies can get on top of a couple of those as we move along.

Ooh…Schwarber looked safe there to me

And the #Phillies are officially back!! Feeling 93 wins for these guys, but I think it comes to an end in the NLCS

Tortorella was…an interesting coach. When the team bought in to his message, they looked like a playoff team, but he lost the team WAY too much, and I think his incessant benchings might be to blame.

NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly

The John Tortorella era has ended. A look at his tenure as Flyers coach and how it devolved into a full-on rebuild down the stretch, which finished his tenure. Now Danny Briere and Keith Jones are set to make their first head coaching hire. https://t.co/xHDThmlL4q

Well, the Phillies will be back in two days, so I can officially drop any pretense of caring about these idiots again until October.

NHL @NHL

John Tavares and William Nylander each score twice in a big win for the @MapleLeafs! 🍁 https://t.co/WrZBtX6Han