Zach Margolius

What’s the name of that phobia where you’re afraid to leave the shower in winter for fear of never being warm again? #bitnippy

If you’re in Perth and crying out for some new private or commercial photos, hit up my man @ethandugan_ for good rates and better service

Ethan Dugan @ethandugan_

‘Wrapped Up’ by @ohpolly. Who wants some special rates and packages to see out this crazy year? Send me a DM or email 📸 https://t.co/0SsY8UIEkO

Is it ok to reset New Year’s Resolutions in July this year? Experts reckon it’s a hard yes... and no. https://t.co/n1AFAEE5V9

Attn Instagram shoe ads: I’ve done my EOFYS shopping now so you can leave me to scroll in peace pls

How long is too long to sit in a cafe solo with a laptop sipping on a cold flat white? Feel like the waitress is over seeing my old mug... and my coffee’s.

I don’t care what anyone says, peanut butter on cheap white bread is peak childhood.

Just started reading ‘So you want to be a writer’ by @altait & @valeriekhoo and am really struggling to get through it... but only because with each page I read my body is screaming out for me to get off the couch and actually start writing something. #inspo #justkeeppitching

Has anyone else had their barber offer to trim their eyebrows? https://t.co/R1p6HB9kYV

I don't always write short stories, but when I do I post them here... https://t.co/3DWgunhJWw *NEw poST*

Looking for a light-hearted read but can’t be bothered picking up an actual book? Scroll through my here blog for some good ol’ story tellin’ fun 📚 https://t.co/PZV10AT8wF

If there’s anything messier than trimming a beard, I haven’t seen it. Hair on chest, head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees AND toes.

Is it normal to spend 7 hours chatting on the phone to a friend overseas on a weeknight until 12:30am? Asking for a girlfriend.

How many passports does one need to be officially recognised as an International Man of Mystery? @elonmusk has 3 (South African, American and Canadian for those playing along at home).

After watching #AfterLife it’s clear that there’s only one true god and his name is @rickygervais. Pure genius. #bigatheistenergy

If the Queen lives to 100, does she send herself a congratulatory letter? #QueensBirthday #goodinnings

Leave.EU @LeaveEUOfficial

Happy Birthday to our longest-serving monarch, who turns 94 today. God save the queen!

My online security kept me safe from 209,108,607 possible threats over the past month, yet I mention Uber Eats once and suddenly there’s a cheeseburger at my door.

If you’re on a hot date and end up at Nando’s but neither of you like spicy food, is it a mild date? #spicy