Ian Redmond

Here's my interview with @steveo! Still can't believe I got to talk to him, such a cool dude and can't wait for his show in Duluth this week! https://t.co/DwccjOVQSN

Hey, I'm back on Twitter! #LetsGo

I woke up, and the kids were all laying together watching cartoons. I thought "cute". Then I walked into the bathroom. Toothpaste was all over the mirror, the toliet seat was ripped off and on the floor and towels were all over. #dadlife #kids

I thought it would be funny to teach my two year old to say "I'm sexy" instead he's running around saying "I'm Mike Wazowski!" #monstersinc #gingerbaby #imokaywithit

Current living situation: *5 year old runs up to me* "New house rule! I can wear pj's whenever I want. Because when i want to be snuggly and cozy, it needs to happen right away" #kids #newrules #daughters

Thank goodness I have my five year old to help me understand today's music: *Selena Gomez's Lose You To Love Me comes on* Bella - "Dad, did you know she had to lose him before she could love herself. Otherwise she just couldn't do it" #kids #SelenaGomez

My kids are in the other room and I hear: "HEY. Quit tickling your chicken" Followed by: "Dad, can we go on a bear hunt?" #kids #dadlife

There she is. The "Snow White" made with cool ranch doritos from Lee's Pizza! My night is complete! #PizzaAdventure #pizza https://t.co/V95Ian85HG

I rush to the pizza shop and I swear they are waiting for me. I run in at what seems like slow motion as "let's hear for the boy" is blaring on the radio. I look at the pizza guy and say this song's for you and I went in for a hug! #PizzaAdventure

So I do the only thing I can think of at the time. I go down the street to Holiday and like the holy grail, the chip aisle is gleaming with Cool Ranch Doritoz in stock and ready to be devored on pizza. #PizzaAdventure

All I need is a bag of cool ranch doritos. I run to my neighborhood Kwik Trip and you wont believe this. THEY ARE SOLD OUT. I've never been let down by @KwikTrip like this before. Still love ya tho! #PizzaAdventure

That feeling when you call your favorite pizza place and order your favorite pizza ever that they no longer make. Told me if I pick up the ingredients they'll make it! So I rush out the door and I start my #PizzaAdventure #pizza

Atlas (2) calls me into his room. He goes "come here" and holds his arms out. I go in for a hug, he holds me tight and goes "you're a good boy. I love you" #FridayVibes #son #myheart

I'm listening to the radio and the DJ goes "time for a throwback, see if you remember this one" I'm thinking it'll be something from the 90's and he plays Trap Queen by @fettywap and now I know the definition of a throwback...

10 out of 10, would drink again!

Kwik Trip @KwikTrip

Yes, we did in fact have a hard time milking the pumpkins. Thank you.

My 3 yr old just put on a head band, points at me and yells "I'm going to soccer fight you!" I asked her where she got that from and she goes "Spongebob!" What is happening on that show these days?