Joe Rumrill

Los Angeles

Contributor at mythical.com

Comedy Writer at Freelance

I’m that guy from no things / comedy writer and performer

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Articles

What Is Sprite Chill? What Makes It Different? Here’s the Real Answer

2 months ago | sporked.com | Hebba Gouda |Matt Crowley |Joe Rumrill

Einstein didn’t die—he’s been working in R&D for Sprite. At least, it certainly seems that way because those geniuses keep cranking out innovations like Sprite Chill. Original Sprite’s lemon-lime flavor profile is already brilliant. But, as is the case in both our personal lives, we wanted more chill. Luckily, our demands were heard and the scientists at Coca-Cola got to work. (On the drink, that is. They told us they were not at liberty to address our personal lives.) But what is Sprite Chill?
Guy With Self-Esteem Issues Only Sings Along to Background Vocals

2 months ago | thehardtimes.net | Joe Rumrill

MACON, Ga. — Local doormat Howard Logue showcased his clear lack of self-confidence by singing only the background vocals of a recent karaoke performance, sources hanging their heads in disbelief confirmed. “Well, I know it might be a bit confusing to anyone watching, but I’ve just always felt a lot more comfortable hanging in the wings.
We Tried the New Strawberry Kiwi Sprite, Here Are Our Pros and Cons

Mar 28, 2025 | sporked.com | Tyler Bowers |Matt Crowley |Hebba Gouda |Joe Rumrill

Credit: Liv Averett / Walmart Earlier this year, we reported that not one but two new Sprite flavors would be hitting shelves in 2025: Sprite Tropical Mix and Sprite Chill Strawberry Kiwi, aka the new Sprite flavor we’re reviewing today.
New Trader Joe's Chocolate Coffee Flavored Granola Review

Mar 24, 2025 | sporked.com | Vinz Karl |Gwynedd Stuart |Joe Rumrill

Credit: Liv Averett / Trader Joe's Chocolate is the greatest thing to ever happen to coffee. Coffee on its own? Strong, bitter, serious in nature. Coffee with chocolate? Sweet, amusing, pleasurable. Basically, chocolate milk for grown-ups. It’s been enough to turn even the staunchest of coffee hater (me) into a borderline fan (i.e. not afraid to get it when I’m trying to avoid a nap).
The Best Bread at Publix, According to a Floridian

Mar 21, 2025 | sporked.com | Ariana Losch |Jordan Myrick |Joe Rumrill |Danny Palumbo

Credit: Merc / Publix The best Publix bakery bread is trickier to pin down than you’d think, because honestly? Most Publix bread is a downright delicacy. That Publix bakery definitely knows what it’s doing. It’s Publix policy that every location make its bread fresh every day, and you can absolutely tell.
What Does Big Red Soda Taste Like? Everything You Need to Know

Mar 17, 2025 | sporked.com | Hebba Gouda |Ariana Losch |Jessica Block |Joe Rumrill

Unless you’re from the Southern U.S. (particularly Texas) you may never have heard of Big Red soda. If you’re not familiar, you might think “big red soda” is a mutant soda that might taste like cherries but might also taste like a fire engine. If you thought that, though, you’d be wrong. Here’s everything you didn’t know you wanted to know about Big Red soda. Popular in the South, Big Red soda is a bold red soda with a very particular flavor that many have likened to bubble gum.
The ONE Thing You Need to Buy at Aldi Before St. Patrick’s Day

Mar 12, 2025 | sporked.com | Justine Sterling |Griffin Parker |Joe Rumrill |Matt Crowley

Credit: Liv Averett / Aldi Aldi goes hard for St. Patrick’s Day. Sure, they’ve got little cupcakes with green frosting and green sugar-dusted cookies. But they also stock the shelves with Irish whiskey cheddar, Irish cream whipped topping, and frozen Lepre-cones.
We Found the Best Frozen Falafel at the Grocery Store

Feb 28, 2025 | sporked.com | Jon Gutierrez |Joe Rumrill |Hebba Gouda |Danny Palumbo

credit: Merc / Instacart / Whole Foods If you’ve never had falafel before, first off: Where have you been? But also, it’s a seasoned fritter, typically made of chickpeas or broad beans, and often shaped into a ball or patty. It’s also delicious, and goes equally well on salads, in pitas, or just on its own. The big hassle is making falafel, as baking or frying it up is both time-consuming and a hassle.
3 International Heinz Sauces Are FINALLY Coming to America

Feb 25, 2025 | sporked.com | Griffin Parker |Joe Rumrill |Gwynedd Stuart |Danny Palumbo

Credit: Liv Averett / Heinz Earlier this year, I visited the Senator John Heinz History Center in downtown Pittsburgh, where I saw dozens of Heinz artifacts dating back to the earliest days of the Heinz company. The Heinz Hitch delivery wagon was cool, but I’ll never recover from seeing a Heinz ketchup bottle wrapped to look like Ed Sheeran’s tattooed arm.
We Found the Best Tortellini to Buy for Fast, Easy Dinners

Jan 28, 2025 | sporked.com | Hebba Gouda |Joe Rumrill |Jordan Myrick |Jessica Block

Credit: Merc / Walmart / Instacart Tortellini is revolutionary. Some Italian geniuses out there put an end to the truly egregious workload of having to manually combine pasta and cheese by putting the cheese inside the pasta. While I’m never going to knock a classic ravioli or turn down the tunnel of fun that is cannelloni, today is tortellini’s time to shine.