Tom Finkel

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JT @therealdon247

Paco Lopez should be fucking ashamed of himself hitting the horse on the face there with the whip out of frustration. Absolute fucking pot head twat mate. 8.40 Gulfstream https://t.co/X6vNILODOi

This just in: @miaminewtimes can confidently report that a Trump-centric light show did in fact illuminate the night sky over Biscayne Bay and the Port of Miami on Monday, March 17. ⌨️ @naomifeinstein 🗞️ @miaminewtimes https://t.co/DNjBALBhux

“The last time Angela spoke with him, on March 15, he was on U.S. soil and told her officials were planning to deport him back to Venezuela. That never happened.”

Alex DeLuca @AlexLDeLuca

New: A 26-year-old living in Florida is among the hundreds of Venezuelans recently sent to El Salvador’s mega prison. I spoke w/ his family — they insist he has no gang ties and say he may have been deported over a tattoo. https://t.co/L5LjFs2mZX

🧨 “…but no other August in Brooklyn did you leave. The silver slide. A sad liberation at your departure. An airy groan. Snide whale was I. Humpback on a playground bench….” —@thebluepitcher https://t.co/PgjrjE7d9y

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John Summit @johnsummit

miami new times really said after years of getting no ass john summit has finally made it

RT @JeffPassan: When asked about the reason for the removal of the story on the @DeptofDefense website on Jackie Robinson's military servic…

Were it not for my mother, the word “loveseat” might never have entered my vocabulary https://t.co/m8VZzUkw16

It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's @realDonaldTrump shimmying to "Y.M.C.A." over the downtown Miami skyline! ⌨️ @naomifeinstein 🗞️ @miaminewtimes https://t.co/9FirWta4dr

I'm old enough to remember The Midnight Special and to have "grown up in this country and not know what a grape looks like" — and the significance of that observation. https://t.co/ZriptMaKpE

RT @notgaetti: Carlos Santana back to Cleveland for a third stint. He’ll be 39, but I’m hoping he has a good season. He’s had a sneaky good…

Local media have barely noted the passing of Alex Daoud. That's cool — we've got you covered! @miaminewtimes https://t.co/JAElrpbU43

huge if true

Peter Baker @peterbakernyt

Musk claims Social Security is a "gigantic magnet to attract illegal immigrants." In fact, immigrants here illegally do not collect Social Security. But they pay $25.7 billion a year into it, a recent study found, so these undocumented workers are actually subsidizing Americans.

"Posting this on 305 Day should be a crime," a user responded. ⌨️ @naomifeinstein 🗞️ @miaminewtimes https://t.co/9Zfi8F3xVQ

R.I.P.

Jose D. Duran @Jose_D_Duran

I've worked with many writers over the years. Sean was one of the good ones. He really cared about his work. I'll miss conversing with him. https://t.co/EzfO6N8m0w

Floridians spotted flaming debris in the sky. They took to social media to ask what they were witnessing. They soon learned it wasn’t a bird, a plane, or a meteor. ⌨️ @naomifeinstein 🗞️ @miaminewtimes https://t.co/0WP77cpdgw

Who says journalism can't get results? 🥊 @DeFede https://t.co/euAmPFAoV9

“7 Times Marco Rubio May Have Actually Died Inside” ⌨️ @naomifeinstein 🗞️ @miaminewtimes https://t.co/t7N2wPjmKo