The Borowitz Report

2 days ago | borowitzreport.com | Andy Borowitz |Dave Barry

The Borowitz Report PodcastAndy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news.

6 days ago | borowitzreport.com | Andy Borowitz

The Borowitz Report PodcastAndy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news.

1 week ago | borowitzreport.com | Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a gesture intended to welcome the new pontiff, on Thursday Donald J. Trump offered to sell Pope Leo XIV a $60 Bible. “You want to grab this deal while you can,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social.

1 week ago | borowitzreport.com | Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vowing to usher in a “golden age of chocolate,” on Wednesday Donald J. Trump called for Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory to be reopened. “I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said. “It never would have happened if I was president.”“What was done to Willy Wonka was a disgrace,” he said, adding that the chocolatier had been “treated very unfairly.”“We used to make beautiful chocolate in this country,” he said.

1 week ago | borowitzreport.com | Andy Borowitz

Ann Telnaes, who quit the Washington Post after her editor killed her cartoon mocking cowardly oligarchs (including Post owner Jeff Bezos), has won the Pulitzer!It’s the second Pulitzer for Telnaes, but I’m guessing this victory was especially delicious for her. And for those of us who are partial to free speech, it’s a cause for celebration. I hope TBR readers will join me in congratulating Ann! I interviewed Ann in January, shortly after she left the Post.