Aaron Zytle

I’m declaring for the @NFL draft. Wish me luck!

Damn this Central Texas Weather is nice. 70 today, 75 tomorrow. That’s my kind of Winter!

Is it possible to storm Area 51 a little sooner? Maybe we can find the @Rockies some pitching.

#SFvsCOL man this is hard to watch.

Hanging at the @Rockies game in Arlington today and just realized that every time my wife goes to get me something, the Rox hit the ball. I told her not to come back till it’s over... hope I still have a ride home... GO Rockies!!!

Hey @Rockies This is getting ridiculous, please do something quick.

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RT @TracyRingolsby: Today Could be Rockies Day to Celebrate https://t.co/Als2qQawIu

RT @MileHighMems: @AndyKOASports if you are still calling for Paxton you either a) spent $150 on a Lynch Jersey b)are from Memphis C)don't…

Factoid: Grocery stores sell a total of $5.5 billion worth of "impulse buy" items in the checkout line every single year.

UFO sightings in the U.S. are at an all-time high. As are the people reporting them.

Factoid: Eddie the dog on Frasier made $10,000 per episode. His real name was Moose and he died in 2006 after making more than $3.2 million

Factoid: It would have to be minus-112 degrees outside for your pee to freeze midstream.

Factoid: There are 292 ways to make change for a $1 bill . . . and 9.8 trillion ways to make change for a $100 bill.

RT @psmyth12: During Mr. B's 33 seasons as owner, only the NBA's Spurs (.636) have a higher win percentage than the Broncos (.612) in ALL o…

Saturday Factoid: If the sun exploded, it would take eight minutes and 20 seconds for all the energy to hit us . . . and kill us all.

Is this a good thing? Can Oreos save Easter? It's Official: Peeps-Flavored Oreos Are Here. https://t.co/0WEUQIh9Xh via @Cosmopolitan