Neil Johnson

I am humanly incapable of teaching long division to a tired, 10-year-old boy. I am not ashamed to admit that I simply lack all necessary skill sets to do this.

If you ever hear me tell you my most favorite, favorite part of any job is to see how much tedious clerical work I can stuff into each day ... I would hope you'd recognize that I don't actually mean any of that.

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.” - Charles Darwin

Former Democratic state Sen. Tim Cullen, a man considered a great centrist and champion of workers, fair elections and bipartisan political cooperation, has died. He was 80. https://t.co/QVH0kbBlXi

I ♡ Parker, the @City_Janesville holiday elf.

If you have the knowledge and can find the time, please do help instruct the ignorant. https://t.co/GXEZ4yAOxb

My fourth-grade sons are already starting to do math equations that look frighteningly like algebra. They're not afraid, but I kinda am.

Journalists: Actually caring about what you write about isn't a lack of objectivity; it's a sign of humanity and connection to regular people you'd hope the story reaches. Don't be conned into thinking it's "uncool" to care about things. That is so 1990s. Caring is the new cool.

In my time as a human being, I've noticed that most people don't want everybody around them to lead into all human interactions with belligerence, defiance and extreme self-righteousness. Occasionally, it's probably all right to simply shrug and say, "OK, man, whatever'z cool..."

As fragile as our own gifts can be, why then, do we so often entrust them with those who would break them?

Local Democrats say Kamala Harris to visit Janesville, Wisconsin on Friday. Time and location TBD https://t.co/pEKiv6YQKK

This 9-year-old kid's drawing could be the best rendering of Milwaukee Bucks owner Herb Kohl that I have ever seen. https://t.co/enksQSgVDn

It was a total accident, man, but this Wisconsin pizza became very, very far out. As in totally laced with weed. Just call it "Mystic Pizza." https://t.co/pPuVcMXBuc

The Farmer's Almanac winter weather prediction for Wisconsin looks about as inscrutable as Wisconsin polling maps for the November election. https://t.co/iH2MlIxz7R

Cops find bag full of drugs, despite said bag having a disclaimer printed on it that reads: "Definitely not a bag full of drugs." https://t.co/redgX062wF

An interesting report on a spat over a U.S Senate campaign ad. https://t.co/7GiJDgG53S